President Don't, during an incoherent speech in Pittsburg this week, unleashed what might be the Mother of Whoppers told by this impaired, corrupt old fool!
He began by mumbling and stumbling through a speech, when he suddenly went off into the weeds about one of his uncles. In great detail, as if he was actually there, he described how his uncle's plane was shot down off the coast of New Guinea and he fell into the hands of hungry Cannibals who then roasted him and ate him! "He was never found since the Cannibals got to him first"!!!
Joe would have been about 12 years old but, of course, his mind was able to concoct a fabulist story about HIM! Always to embellish Potato Head!! It's all about him!
This is true impairment, folks. Whatever winds its way through his soft brain seems to launch him into a story that is so unbelievable that it stuns the listeners to the point of disbelieve!! He's been doing this for decades without the MSM (Enemies of the People) calling him on his Mega Lies!