Bud light presents Real Men of Genius (Real Men of Genius)
Today we salute you Mr Gamecock University President (Mr Gamecock Presidente’)
You’re ignoring your schools biggest donor (where’s DAAAR-LA Moore?) Cause some where out there’s a guy with $50 and your name on it. (Here’s my con-tri-bution)
Drank too much and didn’t have time to write a commencement address for graduation? Not to worry, you’ve got Google search engine and a plan. (Where have I HEARD that before?)
And you’re not even trying to be USC anymore (It’s just California now)
So crack open a Bud Light ol’ Conquistador of the CockRoach! Cause you just had yourself a month!
Mr Gamecock University President! Anhesier Busch, St Lois Missouri.