Okay, I haven't done one of these since "Spurrier on a Stick" but here goes.....(speaking of Surrier on a Stick does anyone have a copy of that? I lost mine)
Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius!)
Today we salute you Mr. Whitney-Hotel-Manager Gamecock Supporter
(Mr Whitney-Hotel-Manager Game-cock supporter!)
A dorm room might be good enough for any other college football player but not in Columbia, cause you may not get to wear the uniform but that doesn’t mean you’re not on the team!