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My deer cousin Pandolfo is inhaling a doobie...
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My deer cousin Pandolfo is inhaling a doobie...

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May 10, 2024, 10:56 AM
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while riding my deck mower shirtless around the koi pond. Part of me wants to enact a good old fashioned citizen's arrest and take him down to the local magistrate.

However, I think I'll leave a can of club soda and a barrel of pickled vinegar eggs for him instead. If there's one thing I've learned this past week on tnet, it's that one should never disturb a man in the throes of marihuana intoxication. I could unintentionally trigger some kind of pre-columbian tribal rage I'm unequipped to deal with.

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Just a suggestion...

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May 10, 2024, 11:18 AM
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But you might consider a bottle of Tequila to go with the club soda and pickled eggs. I'm talking the good stuff, not cheap Cuervo. Maybe Don Julio Reposado.

I haven't been around much so I don't what the disturbance discussion was about. I just think that would be nice combo to reward your cousin for mowing the lawn.

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Re: My deer cousin Pandolfo is inhaling a doobie...

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May 10, 2024, 11:53 AM
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Speaking from experience, Pandolfo would greatly appreciate a bag of Doritos, a Mountain Dew, and a pan of brownies…..

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Re: My deer cousin Pandolfo is inhaling a doobie...

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May 10, 2024, 12:22 PM
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Leave him alone 😆 he's probably not a pill head. So he will probably get a lot done.

GO TIGERS!!!

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Re: My deer cousin Pandolfo is inhaling a doobie...

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May 10, 2024, 1:21 PM
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You're giving him too much credit here... he carries a bottle of claritin and swigs em by the mouthful for 24 hour allergy relief.

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Interesting theory***

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May 10, 2024, 12:25 PM
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Re: Interesting theory***

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May 10, 2024, 1:16 PM
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Nothing groundbreaking or controversial about my observations... Newton's second law of celestial motion confirms for all who have eyes to see and sniffers to smell.

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