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The time Tiger gave me the stank eye
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The time Tiger gave me the stank eye

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Apr 13, 2024, 4:28 PM
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Long par 5 at the Byron Nelson.
Elevated tee box.

Me and a buddy right up on the rope maybe eight feet from Woods and his then caddy -- the one who'd always yell "QUIET PLAYSE!" in his Kiwi or Aussie accent before every shot.

Remember: Par 5, not a par 3.

I was too busy sizing the golfers up to notice my buddy had taken two steps back and over and was right behind me, except about four inches lower because ... elevated tee box.

The INSTANT the ball leaves Wood's clubface my buddy yells "GET IN THE HOOOOOOLE!" and ducks.

Both Woods and caddy shot me a look that would've burned the wax buildup from Judge Smails' shoes.

The look you give the attention seeking moran in the bar.

end of story.

How have you humiliated yourself or someone else at a pro sporting event?

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Re: The time Tiger gave me the stank eye

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Apr 13, 2024, 4:44 PM
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Lol. Have I humiliated myself at a sporting event? Yes, many times in fact.

I got butthoused drunk at an NHL playoff game in madison square garden and fell down the stairs as I was leaving to use the bathroom. So drunk I didn't feel a thing as my legs turned to jell-o and I went tumbling to the cement flooring. Also woke up the next day and was confused as to why there were (6) charges on my card of $40 each. I drank over $200 of gin and soda doubles. I was so poorly behaved that one of my cousins has excommunicated me. Apparently I was screaming obscenities in the bathroom and scaring people all around. Not my finest hour, but you live and you learn.

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I'll drink to that.

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