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Is there any risk to sending low-voltage current through one's testikles?
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Apr 24, 2024, 8:34 PM
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Here's the background. Being that I'm nearly at the summit, I — of course — recked my neck sleeping. And, as you fellas who have been 'round the block know, this is a turf-toe level injury in which you're basically riding it out in misery for a week or two. A TENS machine was recommended to me, which for you young bucks not in the know, is basically a reverse multimeter but where the ledes are connected to two pair of electrodes rather than probes, upon which adjustable electrical current is passed through for the purposes of nerve stimulation. It feels like a massager, but it's electrical current making your muscles twitch. It feels pretty dang good, even though if there's enough juice and they're connected to your neck, it can throw your chin into your shoulder (thereby making moot the thought from manac's comment the other night about tasers about whether I could power through one). This brings me to my question. As I mentioned, it's completely adjustable, like a shock collar, and is only powered by two double-As; so we're not talking a ton of amps (or volts, or gigawatts, or whatever). So it got me thinking. What if I put two of these stickers on the old hangdowns and see how it goes. For the sake of argument, pretend I've been snipped and whether my swimmers catch a ride on old sparky is not a concern. Is there any other potential fallout? I have heard, I think, electrical stimulation is potential option for ED, so my primary concern of electrocuting the life out of my pocket rocket is actually the reverse of what I'm thinking; in fact that's the theory I'm chasing now. My wife has given me the all clear, and her head was actually more or less in the same place as mine (she, unprompted, asked if I tried it). Just looking for any expert opinion before I zap sack.
TIA
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You wont do it***
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Apr 24, 2024, 8:36 PM
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Son. This ain't a bet about whether we'll make it into the Elite 8.***
Apr 24, 2024, 8:38 PM
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Do it, do it in the bathtub***
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Apr 25, 2024, 8:42 AM
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Oculus Spirit [76804]
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You have to wait till the white rabbit peaks then zap in the tub.
Apr 25, 2024, 11:08 AM
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Surely some of you will understand this movie reference.
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Re: You have to wait till the white rabbit peaks then zap in the tub.
Apr 25, 2024, 11:14 AM
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I've made the pilgrimage.
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Heisman Winner [137647]
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If its anything like
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Apr 24, 2024, 8:39 PM
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Peeing on an electric fence, two words
Do Not
But I guess you will have to try them both to decide if they are a similar experience
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^^^^^^^^^^^^
Apr 25, 2024, 8:27 AM
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Dedication to Chemistry
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3L: DR***
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Apr 24, 2024, 11:41 PM
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That
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Apr 25, 2024, 12:09 AM
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“sounds like real trouble,You’re going to need plenty of legal advice before this thing is over. As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you’ll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of LA for at least 48 hours. It blows my weekend; cause naturally I’m going to have to go with you. And we’re going to have to arm ourselves – to the teeth.”
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If I ever need an Oscar, you're my guy.***
Apr 25, 2024, 12:14 AM
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Oculus Spirit [76804]
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You read my mind and I hadnt gotten this far down in the thread yet***
Apr 25, 2024, 11:09 AM
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All-TigerNet [11304]
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Fire away, man.
Apr 25, 2024, 12:30 AM
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Please file the TPS report with two cover sheets in the morning.
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BT,DT
Apr 25, 2024, 6:02 AM
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It hurts, don’t do it.
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The only way to do this is at full throttle. Set it at 11.***
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Apr 25, 2024, 7:43 AM
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And best to try this with a partner for safety.
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Apr 25, 2024, 7:53 AM
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A few observations...
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Apr 25, 2024, 8:00 AM
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(and I'll overlook you calling this device a reverse multimeter which offends the electrical engineer in me
I'm no doctor, but I don't think your nutz are muscles, but I think the nutz sack is muscular. So my guess would be that it would hurt like helz.
With that said...I'm really curious and I think you're a big puzz if you don't try it and then report back asap.
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It's a.....
Apr 25, 2024, 8:13 AM
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Test tickles Festival.
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Try it. Don't try it. Who cares?
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Apr 25, 2024, 8:22 AM
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I just want to see the Tiggity response to your question.
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Your wife was on board? Seems like an "All-Clear" Signal to me.
Apr 25, 2024, 8:32 AM
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WifeOfGreenr would say hell naw if I suggested that. She is against anything that might cause issues with my man rocket. I was gonna try some bluechew or v1agra for funsies and she was 100% against it, thinking it might never go away.
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She did say not on the shaft out of that fear.***
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Apr 25, 2024, 8:39 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79549]
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Are you one of those ball masochists? do you want me to stomp on your nutz
Apr 25, 2024, 9:12 AM
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after you run the current through them?
Cue the Howard Stern "thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you my mistress. Again my mistress. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
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That's what I'm trying to find out.***
Apr 25, 2024, 9:24 AM
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all right.
Apr 25, 2024, 10:33 AM
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Well that was lame.
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Apr 25, 2024, 10:39 AM
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Whoever pointed out the lack of muscle tissue in balls must have read the science because I didn't even get a tickle -- even at 14. Though the gonads feel like they're a little sore now.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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Oculus Spirit [79549]
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Try turning it to 69 and then putting it
Apr 25, 2024, 10:41 AM
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deep into your aye nuss.
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Re: Try turning it to 69 and then putting it
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Apr 25, 2024, 10:45 AM
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well done, ad servers. contextual. not just keyword.
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Re: Try turning it to 69 and then putting it
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Apr 25, 2024, 10:46 AM
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#######, bikinis, bathins suits, panties, bra, bouncing.
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Oculus Spirit [79549]
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Yoooooo
Apr 25, 2024, 10:50 AM
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twerked
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LOOSE WOMEN WITH FLOPPY VAJAYJAYS
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Apr 25, 2024, 11:00 AM
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TORTURED TESTICLES WAGGING IN THE WIND.
BUTTSHARPIES.
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Shock and Balls ?
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Apr 25, 2024, 10:36 AM
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Weird fetishes in here, Jimmy, and of course you have TXtigerfan
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I don't think it counts as a fetish until you know you like it.***
Apr 25, 2024, 10:39 AM
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