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CU Medallion [64837]
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Disney Princess post from yesterday
Jul 9, 2021, 9:29 AM
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Sorry I'm late to the game, but I'm making this a new thread (suck it obed).
I have a few dark horse candidates included in my complete list:
Tinkerbell - she was modeled after Marilyn Monroe according to some documentary I saw. Remember when she gets stuck in the drawer lock because them hips too thicc? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Plus she make my dink look huge. And if she gets mouthy, you can hit her with a fly swatter.
Ursula when she gets skinny - hotter than Ariel.
Ursula when she dummy thiccc and has 8 legs - does that mean she'd have 8 'jines???
Ariel - redhead, clamshells, not sure how the lady bits work... external fertilization of eggs?
Maid Merian (in the opening credits, it calls her a Vixen (for female fox). I agree - straight up Vixen.
Elsa - for that chick online that looked a lot like her a few years back (Anna Faith was her name)
Rapunzel - I like the hair.
Anna - she hot too.
Belle - She French. And if she can take a pounding from Beast, she must be like Piper Peri.
Jasmine - hot, exotic, but loses points because my little sister was Jasmine for Halloween when we were kids. Sorta ruint it for me.
Cruella de Vil - ultimate milf
Pocahontas - tall, athletic, leggy. Weird nose and big jaw.
Cinderella - hot, but sorta boring.
Mulan - exotic, sideways 'jiner.
Minnie Mouse - might be tight. Plus my old lady has a red and white polka dot nighty that looks like Minnie Mouse.
Gadget from Rescue Rangers - curvy, handy, big hair - what's not to love?
Merida - redhead, too headstrong and bossy.
Sleeping Beauty (Aurora) - snooze. Hotish, but boring, but I bet you could stick it to her while she's sleeping. Probably bangs a bunch of coal-mining midgets... big turnoff. Wait, that's Snow White... whatever.
Snow White - like the fair skin, dark hair not bad, she got a thick neck in the pictures online, though. Not cool. Looks like Brian Urlacker's neck.
Nala - wide nose, too muscular. Not really my thing, if we're being honest.
Judy Hopps - rabbit cop girl frim Zootopia. Got strong legs, but pretty annoying.
Daisy Duck - I've had pet ducks before, they make a mess.
Tiana - not my thing
Queen Grimhilde - that's the evil queen from Snow White - dresses like a nun with a James Skalski neck roll. major resting B.tch face. Her body is hidden, but it probably sucks. Plus she's probalby like a 1000 years old.
Drizella and the other step sister of Cinderella - They're horrible. One looks like Kimmy Gibbler from Full House, the other has a huge pig nose. They complain all the time and probably have smelly cooters.
Malificent - witch or whatever from Sleeping Beauty. - bad completion, just mean. not interested.
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Oculus Spirit [86922]
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Sarahadidas has two
Jul 9, 2021, 9:34 AM
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jines?
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All-TigerNet [13764]
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I had to think about this too, but ear me out.
Jul 9, 2021, 9:37 AM
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If the legs are arranged in a circle, and there is a 'jiner betwixt each two legs. There would be 8 'jiners.
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All-TigerNet [13764]
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POVERTY EDIT: "hear me out"***
Jul 9, 2021, 9:38 AM
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All-TigerNet [13764]
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You mean 4 'jiners and 4 chocolate starfish***
Jul 9, 2021, 9:46 AM
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No, it would have to be
Jul 9, 2021, 11:24 AM
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a ring of buttwholes and a ring of jiners, 8 each. The only questions would be which of the rings is the larger outside one, and which is the smaller inside one, and which would be preferable.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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what about 8 jiners and 1 central buttwhole right
Jul 9, 2021, 11:39 AM
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slap in the middle? but like, it's way bigger in diameter.
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All-TigerNet [13764]
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How long until jiners get censored you think?***
Jul 9, 2021, 2:22 PM
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This may be the most brilliant thing you’ve ever posted.
Jul 10, 2021, 6:06 PM
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You probably won’t even ever see this response. But I don’t care. I’m not talking about the original post. But this response with the explanation. I went right where McLovin went. And then you blew me away with the explanation. Insert Wee-Bey holding with oh face gif here. Amazing. Absolutely amazing.
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Wow. You've put a LOT of thought into this
Jul 9, 2021, 9:34 AM
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I am both impressed, and repulsed. And impressed.
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Wow.
Jul 9, 2021, 9:37 AM
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I really want to put you in a glass terrarium and study you.
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obvious choice
Jul 9, 2021, 9:42 AM
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Snow White - everybody wants a white woman (except somebody we all know) and she can clean and make sammiches.
am I doing this correctly?
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Re: obvious choice
Jul 10, 2021, 5:15 PM
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Wow.
Jul 9, 2021, 10:00 AM
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I really want to put you in a glass terrarium and study you rape your butttwholle every night.
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Hall of Famer [20619]
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Re: Wow.
Jul 9, 2021, 10:02 AM
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I am both impressed, and repulsed. And impressed.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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and intrigued
Jul 9, 2021, 11:38 AM
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and repulsed.
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Re: Wow.
Jul 10, 2021, 5:43 PM
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I had a slightly hungover coffee with cream dump this morning that reminded me of you. I say that with the highest regard.
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Sometimes, some tigerweb threads tickle my
Jul 9, 2021, 12:04 PM
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Funny bone... and other bones. This was one of them. I was laughing throughout. Well done all involved... well done.
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Is it racists to say (redacted)'s wife looks like Jazmin?***
Jul 9, 2021, 2:40 PM
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