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ITT we describe Dan's wife
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May 14, 2024, 9:42 AM
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From reading her text yesterday, my best guess:
She's a fairly hot milf. Used to be way hotter but kids have taken their toll.
She wears golden goose shoes. Actually, she has about 3 pair of 'em.
I've got her driving an Infiniti SUV. The big one.
She drinks white wine before 5:00 a few days per week.
Her father, still is and always will be called DADDY.
She likes a good tiktok account and certainly is an Insta power-user. She may even post videos of her 4 yr old helping her cook in the kitchen with the deep inner desire for those videos to go viral.
While never a complete joy in the sack, today she prefers to be on her back in missionary with lights off. She ain't had Dan's knob in her mouf in 2024 yet.
Can't cook, but sure knows how to get chinese delivered to the crib for a family of 4 and likely spends $150 on grub hub to get it to her house.
Her kink is hispanic construction workers. Dan has NO idea.
It's common knowledge among her friends that she is like the sweetest person....EVER. At home and behind closed doors, she is one of the most high maintenance girls in the lowcountry, and cuck Dan reinforces this behaviour.
She has a big wedding ring. Like SUPER big.
Dan works his butt off and makes a decent living. Due to her spending, they live paycheck to paycheck.
She's never used a can opener, and doesn't even pretend to know how.
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If I had 15-20 mins, I think I could find her picture and what car she drives
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May 14, 2024, 9:52 AM
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but I should really do something productive now.
Nice write-up.
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Oculus Spirit [81825]
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What a golden goose shoe?***
May 14, 2024, 9:54 AM
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Oculus Spirit [83316]
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They're scuffed up new for $250.***
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May 14, 2024, 9:57 AM
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I think $250 is lowballing it too. And they look like little kids' shoes with
May 14, 2024, 10:08 AM
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glitter on them.
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I think I'm glad I still have no real idea WT F you people are talking about***
May 14, 2024, 10:34 AM
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Sounds about right. These shoes are NOT for renters.***
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May 14, 2024, 10:47 AM
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Only debtors can buy them?***
May 14, 2024, 10:51 AM
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Gotta be Pushing P to buy those shoes.
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May 14, 2024, 10:59 AM
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“Pushing P is a slang term that's most commonly used to roughly mean acting with integrity and style while maintaining and displaying one's success.”
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On Clouds. This is what you need to seed your
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May 14, 2024, 10:56 AM
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Greenville starter kit.
Also....hot take here....I don't like 'em. They look all narrow and ain't my jam. Also would never buy 'em just because I don't want to be wearing the exact same shoe as 75% of people at a local restaurant, party, or other gathering.
Basic. I think that's the term the kids use.
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Ya, they suck and people will argue you down about that. I tried a pair on and
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May 14, 2024, 11:01 AM
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they were terribly uncomfortable. They aren't good running shoes, they aren't good workout shoes, they aren't good trail shoes, they are average at best, but they cost the same as high end running shoes and are quite ugly.
At least with Hokas, you get a decent running shoe or a good trail shoe as a tradeoff for the ugly shoe.
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I never smelled her feet***
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May 14, 2024, 11:02 AM
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Handsome Dan?***
May 14, 2024, 10:00 AM
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InsideDan®***
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She's told at least one of her kids, "Bring mama a Claw."***
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May 14, 2024, 10:10 AM
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and high end telsa is a lease***
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Bruh,
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May 14, 2024, 11:03 AM
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A woman who can afford to be that pretentious would die before throwing a party this bare-bones. The woman you described would be providing booze and having it catered.
This lady buys used clothes on Poshmark and has a 2013 Tahoe with generic aftermarket rims.
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