incompetent staff (that he trashes every day!) that brought him the next great thing in Stupid Shoes for a Stupid SloJo the Mumbler!!
The staff allegedly is going to make him wear a POTUS, specially crafted football helmet (with six inches of the best foam from the Pillow Guy), with Large ZEROS emblazoned on both sides. This will be followed by a full body, impenetrable Bubble wrapped suit, a la Helliary.
There will also be installed a specially adapted Adderall spray mechanism that is activated whenever his eyes begin to close or he goes blank or screams at the Moon. !!
This just in: Brandon's faux doctor just released a health update, stating that Joey is dealing with the distraction of a latent Menopause, combined with a an upcoming Impeachment, corruption indictments, cleaning up after his his Disgusting Son from Hell!
That's it for today. Pray for the Biden Crime Family! FJB